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Fuck me, as if the Mexicans didn’t have enough problems with the declining production of the Cantarell, now they have to deal with militants.

An obscure guerrilla group that has been barely active for a decade
took responsibility today for a recent series of pipeline explosions in
central Mexico.

The People’s Revolutionary Army, which until now has been active
mostly in Guerrero, Oaxaca and other southern Mexican states, said in a
communique that “several platoons” of its militants blew up the
pipelines in the past week as part of a new campaign.

At this point I’m going to file this under bad news.

It is probably safe to say that our only hope is for Leonardo Dicaprio to make a movie about it! (at which point it gets filed under bad-movie)

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